Schnitzelfritz

When you shit in your pants at work and everyone knows

Ahhh crap I schnitzelfritzed again

by Shitzzel November 22, 2021

schitzafranec

when you think you have a schizophrenia but don’t

Abby thought she was schitzafranec

by kekekr December 31, 2021

Schnitzel

A substitute for cursing and a general Verb for anything

Oh schnitzel I stepped in poop,

Why are you such a schnitzel?,

For schnitzel sake,

I was schnitzel into taking the groceries out of the car

by Bee43 April 25, 2022

schitzopath

Psychopath

He is a handsome schitzopath

by 459395 May 5, 2022

Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.

Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday

by Aveyond May 11, 2022

schitzizzled

To be so off your head on drugs that you simultaneously shit and piss yourself

Me: Oh damn Harry just schitzizzled himself
Harry: ÆÆÆÆÆÆ

by The Schezzler May 24, 2022

Schitzophrenic

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.

Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am

by K6ULU August 19, 2022