Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schmuck muck

A dumb person

Jazmin is a schmuck muck

by pliop September 8, 2016

Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 22, 2018

Schmitty

An expression used to describe an unpleasant mood or unfortunate event. Sometimes this expression can also be used to describe very sad pitiful individuals who are unpleasant to be around. This term can be used to even describe a very hostile & toxic working environment.

"This place is so schmitty...."

"Lighten up, don't be schmitty".

"This work place is so schmitty".

by theonlinegrinchi3 August 2, 2022

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

Mikey Schmitt

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.

That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.

by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018