Schmood

A schmood is the feeling you get when you are horny, but don’t want to text a girl you are horny.

Maddie: hey what’s up

Me: I got a fat schmood rn

by FullStrokeLynch May 28, 2019

Schmood

Someone that sucks like a whore

Dude. She's sucks like a schmood.

by Blah RaWr October 18, 2010

schmoozed

that lightheaded feeling you get from a good menthol ciggarette.

*PUFF* Damn i am so schmoozed

by Atari2924 May 1, 2005

schmobbin

Used to describe an individual or small group of people walking down the street in an unusually cool and important fashion.

" I realized I forgot the milk when I came home, so I put on my 'Down with Beiber' Shirt and went schmobbin back to the store."

" T-Dawg and I were schmobbin over on 4th Ave when we saw a 2 for 1 deal on hand grenades!"

by Lesowski November 17, 2011

schmoopy

when in the car, and asking another person if you should turn left, they would in turn reply schmoopy, so as not to get the driver confused if they said "right" as in correct.

" I turn up here on the left don't i Coleman? " "Schmoopy, Shannon"

by shannon May 9, 2004

schmoo

SPERM, CUM, whtever you like to call it

mmm, your schmoo tastes like ginger ale

by Cletis McFuck May 15, 2004

Schmoove

An organization that is so baddass that it is able to reach Steins;Gate

Bruh that organization is so schmoove

by Corny Big July 30, 2019