Schmucky

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho

That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.

by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010

schmuck

Derived from the German word for jewelry(notice the jew) schmucka- Jews known for owning vasts amounts of jewelry and also being tight ass bankers and loan sharks were thus often called schmucks during Nazi Germany. Thus someone who is a jew or a tight ass is also refered to as a schmuck.

I asked for some money but, Jimmy is being a schmuck.
That Jerry Seinfeld is such a schmuck.
Stop being a Schmuck Kyle and let me have some pie.

by Gritch April 11, 2008

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

Schmuck

Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.

Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!

by Super Duper888 June 19, 2010

Schmuckalaka

1. Is a state of being in which one is completely overwhelmed with vocabularic information that the only thing that comes out of the mouth is SCHMUCKALAKA! This state of being crosses all languages and has no barriers.

I was telling my boss that the reason I couldn't finsh the report was because my cat Schmuckalaka lak a la schmucka schma all over the schmakkk damn floor.

by Backpack Apple Bar April 5, 2008

schmuck

person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done

a coworker of mine who does nothing all day

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmuck

When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"

abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*

by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012