Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

salmonberry

To block someone from your AIM buddy list but deny you've done so.

God, that guy won't stop IMing me. I'm going to salmonberry him.

by mefiberry December 12, 2003

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Salmon Berry

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

by He's the boxman August 17, 2006

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006

alaskan salmon

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.

Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty

by eradicator96 February 6, 2015