A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.
That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)
by J-crackem January 25, 2008
Get the Sad Pocketsmug. by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
Get the Sad dickmug. A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.
"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."
by beebo April 18, 2005
Get the Sad Bastardsmug. Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.
Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
by elfyoulost July 5, 2022
Get the Sad Elfmug. sad boner (noun):
A melancholic phenomenon that occurs when one's nether regions become engorged with gloomy desires. This peculiar state of arousal brings about a simultaneous surge of longing and despair, making it the perfect embodiment of Emo or Goth sensibilities.
Originating from the depths of existential angst, a sad boner stands as a symbol of a tormented soul, trapped in a physical manifestation of emotional turmoil. It is an embodiment of the eternal struggle between desire and desolation, where the body yearns for pleasure while the mind wallows in melancholy.
This unique state of erection, often cloaked in black attire and adorned with sorrowful accessories, embodies a paradoxical fusion of longing and hopelessness. The sad boner's somber aura is best complemented by dark eyeliner, brooding music, and poetic soliloquies about the futility of existence.
To experience a sad boner is to dwell in the twilight realm of desire, where pleasure and pain intertwine like vines in a neglected cemetery. It is a paradoxical dance of excitement and sorrow, evoking a morose aesthetic that could make even Edgar Allan Poe shed a tear of grim admiration.
Caution should be exercised when encountering a sad boner, as attempting to assuage its melancholy with conventional means of arousal may prove futile. Only the gentle touch of an understanding soul, versed in the art of consoling melancholia, stands a chance of appeasing this enigmatic entity.
A melancholic phenomenon that occurs when one's nether regions become engorged with gloomy desires. This peculiar state of arousal brings about a simultaneous surge of longing and despair, making it the perfect embodiment of Emo or Goth sensibilities.
Originating from the depths of existential angst, a sad boner stands as a symbol of a tormented soul, trapped in a physical manifestation of emotional turmoil. It is an embodiment of the eternal struggle between desire and desolation, where the body yearns for pleasure while the mind wallows in melancholy.
This unique state of erection, often cloaked in black attire and adorned with sorrowful accessories, embodies a paradoxical fusion of longing and hopelessness. The sad boner's somber aura is best complemented by dark eyeliner, brooding music, and poetic soliloquies about the futility of existence.
To experience a sad boner is to dwell in the twilight realm of desire, where pleasure and pain intertwine like vines in a neglected cemetery. It is a paradoxical dance of excitement and sorrow, evoking a morose aesthetic that could make even Edgar Allan Poe shed a tear of grim admiration.
Caution should be exercised when encountering a sad boner, as attempting to assuage its melancholy with conventional means of arousal may prove futile. Only the gentle touch of an understanding soul, versed in the art of consoling melancholia, stands a chance of appeasing this enigmatic entity.
"Amidst the haunting melodies of The Cure, his heartache took a tangible form—his sad boner stood erect, a poignant symbol of his love's tragic demise."
by Alba82 June 9, 2023
Get the Sad Bonermug. A very sad meme, usually stated as a response to something bad happening in the present, past, or future. This saying is a derivative of "Sad Face".
Person 1: I failed my exam bro.
Person 2: Sad meme.
Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.
Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
Person 2: Sad meme.
Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.
Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
by KhemBoi December 12, 2017
Get the sad mememug. Last night was amazing. After watching the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship I had sex with my girl and she let out a Sad Curry.
by PlugMyDuck June 20, 2016
Get the Sad Currymug.