Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."
Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?
by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017
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Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
by IAmHereInFear April 19, 2018
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air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.
I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.
by jimbanner June 21, 2016
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Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
by Quix Skate October 22, 2016
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Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.
Bro I have Rub Toe
by Toe Rubber November 07, 2019
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Rubbing cheese

Two lesbians with yeast infections performing sexual acts.
I bet those two were rubbing cheese last night.
by Shaunaldmcdnald April 30, 2022
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rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.
I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020
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