Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.

Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?

by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020

Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

The Dry rub

Not to be confused with a buffalo wild wings Dry Rub.

When two males performing the hot seat have a result of weiners making contact.

If you use the hot seat, be weary of the Dry rub

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016

air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016