The act of shitting into a copy machaine's paper rollers so that the next person to use the machine at work gets a nice surprise on the 100 interoffice memos.
Becky didn't much appreciate that Paula failed to inform her that she had eaten three bowls of chili before leaving her a nice Cleveland Copy Roller.
by Gangsta 117 January 07, 2009
1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.
2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.
3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.
3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 19, 2009
by ghostqueen September 24, 2013
A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
by noQ_Q October 14, 2009
When your having sex and the male takes is penis and MollyWops the girl, then inserts his penis into the girl. The male continues the cycle till ejaculation.
by Joo ishrat November 24, 2014
A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.
by DrSolo47 December 22, 2018