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Robert

A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
Tia-Oh no Roberts coming!

Sara-eww!

Tia-Lets go!

Sara- RUN!!!

ROBERT-Huh? I'm confusion 😕
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
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He will literally clap you even if you looked at him. But on the other end he is a holy man and has Jesus. Probably a Morman.
Dude Robert is going to clap you!
by You need Jesus lol April 11, 2019
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A gay, usually from Finland. Love having fun with guys, especially "short" guys.
Robert is going to have a gay party tomorrow
by XD 45 April 14, 2019
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A skettebum that doesn’t deserve a lot of the respect he gets. He’s a pleb and has had is tounge down Alycea porters throat. He is a transgender that thinks he’s hard but isn’t.
Yno Robert.
Yes
He’s a pleb.
by Betanee April 19, 2019
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An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books
Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019
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There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
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A very bad player at fortnite who is also a homosexual male
Hi I'm Robert u can't build and I'm gay 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
by dogster May 28, 2019
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