X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011

fuck-roasted

To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.

Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.

by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015

Lightly Roasted

When you low-key diss yo homie in a rap battle.

-Me and my G was havin' a rap battle and I low-key dissed him man!

-Sounds like you lightly roasted him, bro.

by This bro December 23, 2015

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.

"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"

by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Boom Roasted

When you roast the ever living shit out of the homies

“Oscar, you’reg gay! Boom roasted!”

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020