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retardalyzed 

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.
Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!
retardalyzed by vstro24 February 25, 2009

Maxtard (Full retard mode) 

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''
I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome.

My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people.

If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be.

My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone.

My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him.

He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen.

So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to be celebrated. My defintion of Retarded is "Love in it's purest form."
It seems to me we could use more retarded people in this world.

Don't ever let anyone define you.
retard by Proud Dad April 17, 2007
A conjunction of Retard & Rekt placed into one word. This word can be used towards a player who reckons he's got really good skills or reckons he's the best player there in a game but really doesn't and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill Can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn't recently, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "Bring it on"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"
Rektard by Bloodfangz December 6, 2015

retard tingles 

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.
He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.
retard tingles by S Buck October 22, 2003

Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.
My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.
Retardablonde by technicolor August 20, 2009