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Rattlesnatch 

1: Someone who is such a fucking whore that they'd fuck a rattlesnake if they could ONLY HOLD IT STILL LONG ENOUGH.
2: Someone who's such a whore and has spread her legs so much that when she fucks her Snatch rattles.
3: A Bitch who has fucked so much that her snatch is so empty and wide that even the biggest thickest cock makes it Rattle like the dime inside a huge metal coffe-can.
1: Paris Hilton is such a Rattlesnatch!
2: I hear rattling, Lindsay Lohan must be near!
3: Shhh, i hear a clinkity clink rattling noise... Its just so faint... oh wait, your cunt's so wide that the sound is being produced by my massive black cock rattleing inside of you looking for a little lining that might be left somewhere. *Rattle rattle* nope, your too much of a rattlesnatch.
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rattle the starfish 

To make a loud noise with ones chocolate starfish (anus) in such a way that others can hear said event.
I was in the grocery and totally "Rattle the Starfish" next to this nasty bitch giving me the stink eye.
rattle the starfish by dogleg1 February 1, 2014
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A woman who has both gonorrhea and syphilis.
"Damn, don't fuck with her. She got the rottie"
Rottie by Coffeechipmunk November 7, 2020

cottonback rattlemoccasin 

any snake that appears threatening. This word covers a wide array of venomous snakes in the south.
If there's a snake on the side of the road and you don't know what it is. "That could be a cottonback rattlemoccasin. I'm not going near it!"

Robo-Rattled 

When a person feels flustered and shook,
lacking words to say, and staring with a blank face
Look at Brett, that kid is Robo-Rattled
Robo-Rattled by Jdanks December 17, 2018

cheek rattle

The act of sitting on another person's face while they sleep and farting so violently that their teeth chatter and cheeks rattle.
When you're man/woman is getting on your last damn nerve..."Go on, fall to sleep, you've been begging for your cheek rattle all night."
cheek rattle by Wldthng72169 September 16, 2019
This one time I was talking to him in DC and he shot me in the head from the other side of the map, then I died.
OMG ASL ITS RATTICUSz0r
ratticus by omg_asl_cyber February 15, 2004