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Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

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by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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Blue Ranger

It is woman is deepthroating so far she can't breathe and turns blue.
Man she totally went blue ranger on my birthday
by 3.1459 May 25, 2009
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Ranger

Damn them little Rangers are tough buggers!
by Supa Cab! January 31, 2005
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cyclone ranger

An outsider; an unwanted or exasperating person.
"Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger." The Vapors, Turning Japanese, 1983.
by Vacation Man May 11, 2010
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Brown Ranger

A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.
(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"
by Humble man May 26, 2013
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ranger shot

A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.

Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.

This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
by JoePilot May 7, 2007
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rangerstan

“man I love user rangerstan they are awesome!”
by madsgoingbonkers March 3, 2022
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