Rustic Rail

The term used when railing an older lady on a farm in a cow pasture

Also know as a split rail fence

Me and the old farm lady went out to the field for a good ol' Rustic Rail.

by Jaysun1 June 19, 2009

She-rail

What some may call a she-males equipment. Usually an average size in most cases. Greeted either with a look of shock and disgust, or a creepily wide smile.

Dylan: How did things go with you're date last night?

Corey: Everything was fine until we got back to my place and I grabbed hold of a fuckin' she-rail!

Dylan: ... Why are you smiling?

by maximusanton July 06, 2011

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 06, 2005

Rail Hailing

anal intercourse in the snow, while balancing a fake foot on your eye ball, as your partner shaves your asshole, and it MUST be raining and hailing.

i was rail hailing the shit out the child i was baby sitting, when his parents came home and busted me.

by RailHailerz January 02, 2011

third rail

an expression of rage or frustration; a desire to see something destroyed (as in electrocuted on the third rail on a rail track)

"God, this guy is really pissing me off... I'm about to go third rail on this asshole."

by minch February 28, 2003

box rail

Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch.

That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing box rails with three strippers.

by melted1 November 16, 2007

Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019