pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocketidit

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught

i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit

by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

pocko taco

a taco that gets put into a pocket for later use.

pocko taco

by a randum dude that knows none May 17, 2011

Pocket Pace

when a person puts his or her hands in their pockets and walks back and forth continuously usually mumbling something.

Our boss Chris L. likes to come downstairs and pocket pace.

by MagicKAT May 13, 2014

pocketing your parts

When someone puts their hands in thier pockets and pulls on their parts mainly males not as common in females.

*girl walks by*

*guy puts hands in pockets and pulls on his parts*

Jeff: did you see that fine lady?
Cody: Sure did!
Didn't she make you think about pocketing your parts?!

by PeachButt February 10, 2017

pocketing your parts

When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts

Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night

by PeachButt February 10, 2017

Pocket science

Accumulation of money in ones pocket, through hypotheses of focused thought vibrations, and daily life experiments

Rocket science dulls in comparison, when valued against the trials of pocket science

by C.B.DaGeneral May 9, 2017