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Puerto Rican Listerine

During oral sex, the male urinates into the female's mouth
Willie gave Sirisha a tasty Puerto Rican listerine, and she loved it.
by Terry Schaivo December 12, 2008
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White Puerto Rican

A person who is mixed White and Puerto Rican. The person ussually looks white. But they can tan very easily when they stay in the sun. The person will usually have darkish hair but medium skin and light eyes. I am white puerto rican and I am talking about my self.
Carlos- Hey, that chick said she is puerto rican. She don't look like it.

Raquel- I know. She is my cousin and she is white puerto rican. She looks more white than puerto rican.

Carlos- Oh. Cool.
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Puerto RICAN be GOOD stick

FUk these white peolpe jose, lets beat the shit outa them wit this PRBGS
by Boriqua September 16, 2003
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Puerto

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.
by Alan May 8, 2004
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Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.
1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.
by Morty October 20, 2003
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Puerto Rican

1. A person from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican Descent Also known as "Boricua" and "Nuyorican". Puerto Ricans can be of Native Indian, Black or White heritage but are usually a combo of the latter two races or of all three. They are awesome people and have the best personalities and looks. They make the Spanish language sound so beautiful.. to hear a PR boy speak is like erotic music to my ears :) The men are usually ladies men and will cheat and play you but will use their charm and humor to persuade you to not care. Puerto Ricans are often envied by other Latins for being the most attractive and for their being able to leave their country and move to the states whenever they want without worry of being deported. Mexicans often pretend to be Puerto Rican or "Mixed" with Puerto Rican despite it being obvious to anyone with eyes that they are not. Puerto Ricans typically are very athletic and are bad asses that will will beat your ass if provoked soo my advice to you is not to fuck with them.
Example 1:

Me : omg Jay cheated on me then dumped me cause I woudn't put out and he says I'm boring =(

Friend: He's Puerto Rican and can bang any girl he wants. Why would he waste time and effort to try and get in your pants, Ms NoBooty?

Me: o.O

Friend: Can I have his number?

Example 2:

Friend: Damn dat guy over there is sexy!!

Me: Well, Duhh! He's Puerto Rican!!

Friend: Im gonna go talk to him!

Me: Bitch didn't u hear me?? I said he's Puerto Rican, which means he's too good 4 u ugly dumb ass you will get rejected!

Friend: :-o

Me: Stay in your own league is all I'm saying

Friend: Maybe you're right. I'll go talk up that Mexican selling oranges by the freeway

Me: That'a girl
by IHateYouXoXo May 9, 2009
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Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.
"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."
by butterismylover April 29, 2009
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