Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.

Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.

by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009

Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.

Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.

by xavier j. November 27, 2003

Puddi

What Moot does when he smokes too much crack and plays with his boards.

Moot smoked an 8 ball by himself last night and Puddi'd /b/ up again.

by fuck you moot December 2, 2010

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.

#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry

by jiminism February 10, 2020

Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.

"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."

by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010