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Pube floss

When youre performing felaccio and you get a pube stuck in between your teeth.
Babe you're going to have to trim it up, this is the third time this week I've pube flossed
by Sunny_t April 7, 2016
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Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.
Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.
by Sukov Blyatovich May 1, 2018
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Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
by Fagtree August 7, 2010
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pube sause

the sause like mixture of urin and foreign pubes that linger on the brim of a public urinal or toilet seat. Sometimes found in puddles on the foor of a public restroom.
"I just slipped and fell into to a puddle of pube sause in the guys room."
"The bathroom here is so gross! there is pube sause all over the place in there!"
by russain fuck up January 4, 2009
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Nissan Pube

A hideous looking box-shaped car made by Nissan to compete with the scion xB.
Hey look guys its a Nissan Pube. What an ugly piece of shit.
by p-schaef May 10, 2010
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Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.
"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
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Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.
Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."
by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011
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