When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?
Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!
Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!
Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!
Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!
Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
by borntoboogie October 21, 2010
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by Louis January 13, 2006
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Get the professional mug.One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.
We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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Get the Professional Racist mug.A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.
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Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?
Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
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