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Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.
The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.
by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015
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professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009
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Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.
My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.
by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006
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Flo from Progressive

A slut on commercials about insurance. She likes rocket cats. She has an anus and a rectum as key body parts. Her tiddles are huge!!!
Flo from Progressive is a bangin' slut!!!
by Not Flo from Progressive November 28, 2012
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Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.
Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!
by Steaver370 September 21, 2004
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progressive

pro.gres.sive
noun
The American collegiate method of getting inebriated, "shit-faced," intoxicated and/or very irresponsible before an event; usually held in a large house with varying rooms; participants "progress" from the first room to the last, drinking as many alcoholic beverages as humanly possible.
"Were you there at Dwight's Halloween progressive last night? We started with Mojitos in the lounge, and by the time we reached the Bacardi 151 room, I was drunk off of my arse. Hooray progressives!"
by Christine M. Chung January 5, 2009
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Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.
Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.
by SmPtE March 26, 2010
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