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procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
by Sohum January 5, 2008
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procrastilicious

1. (adj.) Is used when one has the ability to make one happy by procrastinating along with them. To be adored for your procrastination with another. If you are proctastilicious, you are admired for your ability to please others through procrastination.
Although Noah was working hard at getting his work done, he loved to waste time with the ever more procrastilicious Allie by talking to her all night long.
by Trebor777 January 7, 2008
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Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009
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Procrastiwrenching

Wrenching on, or working on an automobile, motorcycle, or the like, in order to put off the accomplishment of something more important.
Steve has been procrastiwrenching all day. He needs to back away from the Miata, and study for his Econ exam.
by LS miata March 7, 2011
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Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.
No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!
by electricspider93 September 28, 2014
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Procrastination

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.
PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
by effyes September 25, 2010
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