probathon

When asking questions on and on and on just to ask but not really having a genuine curiosity about the answer.

While shopping for a new car the conversation with the sales representative felt like a probathon of questions.

by Tennistace February 25, 2025

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Phobotheist

A Phobotheist is someone who believes in the existence of God but does not view Him as morally perfect, loving, or benevolent in the traditional sense. They see God as a supremely powerful being who created the universe primarily for His own pleasure or higher agenda, not out of compassion or a desire to serve humanity.

Although fear of divine punishment influences their behavior, a phobotheist does not worship solely out of fear. They believe that God, while flawed or morally ambiguous, is still vastly better than Satan, who is seen as a force of chaos, deceit, and destruction. Their devotion is rooted in a calculated alignment with what they perceive as the more stable and dominant power in a morally unclear universe. It is not an act of love or trust, but of pragmatic loyalty and cosmic survival.

He does not pray out of love or spiritual joy. As a phobotheist, he prays because he believes God is powerful and dangerous, not kind.

She sees God as a ruler who must be obeyed, not admired. Her phobotheism stems from the belief that it is safer to serve a dominant force than to defy it.

A phobotheist does not seek comfort in faith. They seek protection, fearing that disobedience will bring punishment from a God they neither trust nor love.

He often said that God is not good, only necessary. That mindset reflects pure phobotheism—survival over spirituality.

Though he hates Satan with passion, he never praises God with warmth. His loyalty is based on fear and the belief that God is the more stable power in a dangerous universe.

To a phobotheist, religion is not a journey of the soul. It is a cosmic insurance policy against the wrath of an indifferent creator.

by R. Vareth July 5, 2025

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Probation

When a person has excelled to standard of excellence in the art master baiting to a degree that is far beyond the average standard of excellence amongst the majority.

Paco's hard efforts and dedication have finally paid off, he's gone probation.

by Shage VanDyk July 26, 2025

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Protothesis

When you reject something as false so strongly that you'll invent falsehoods about it to justify why you see it as false.

Proto is greek for 'before', thesis is for 'placement'. I.e. placing lies before a subject so you make sure you don't believe it.

"Our views about politics have been shunned for eons by people's protothesis about us... they'd rather take lies about us than our truth because it'd discomfort them."

by biggydickymanson August 16, 2025

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