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by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018

pressed out

1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).

2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.

A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.

B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.

by Mojack B. May 10, 2008

free press

When your mum irons pants (trousers in Europe) for you.

Oh, I didn't do the ironing part of the laundry today, Dad. We've got free press.

by [PRIVATE] June 9, 2016

French Press

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours

"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"

by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014

Panini Press

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.

Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!

by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017

pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015

trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2014