powerpon presentation

A Microsoft Powerpoint that is so awesome it can not simply be called a "powerpoint"

Bob, "damn Harry, that was an incredible Powerpoint!"
Larry, "stfu Bob, that was a POWERPON presentation"

by Oi Rocky June 30, 2008

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018

Ten Percenter

The retard who collects the trollies in the local supermarket, or helps you pack your groceries whilst dribbling into the carrier bag!

'Hey Hey Stand back dude, I think this guy may be drunk'

'Nah, he's just a Ten Percenter, leave him be'

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.

If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!

by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005

Preconteriorer

one who attempts to succeed in preconstruction and interiors but is mathematically challenged thus resorts to counting by fingers for million dollar contracts, tells bad jokes to distract attention from an aura of stupidity, is incessantly bugged with questions by a tiny hindu Kermit, surrounded by enormously large arses, and ultimately destined to a future of futility.

Look its a loser, its a short person, oh wait....its a preconteriorer

by Precon Dept. May 17, 2006

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010