cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

nom pouch

Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.

You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.

by turtlemadness55 February 21, 2011

Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

Vagia Pouch

the pouch a woman's crotch makes when pants are worn way too tightly. Also Resembling a kangaroo's pouch.
(Similar to a camel toe)

Did you see sophie the other day? She had a major vagia pouch.

by VagiaQueen101 May 3, 2010

[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...

Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.

by Martha mylana November 28, 2014

pup in a pouch

When you can see a man's penis outline through extremely tight clothing. (Male camel toe)

That guy in the skinny jeans has a seriously small pup in a pouch.

by lance a lot November 16, 2014