Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
Get the Pouchingmug. An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
Get the Wankers pouchmug. by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
Get the Mud pouchmug. When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Get the Kangaroo Pouchmug. That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!
This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!
Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.
This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!
Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.
by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021
Get the Pouchemug. by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023
Get the Cock Pouchmug. Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches
Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches
Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022
Get the cream pouchmug.