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Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
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Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.
"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."
by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
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Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
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Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents
That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.
by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021
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Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock
Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!
by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023
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cream pouch

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022
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