paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005

paralympics

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

by mrpain November 4, 2008

Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

paralaugh

When you make a joke and then coincidentally someone near you laughs at something else. A parallel laugh.

You aren't that funny. It was a paralaugh

by olleicua March 21, 2016