poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

Poodle people

People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.

Nobody has seen your big purple dinosaur friend, poodle people.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

Panty Poodle

The pubic hair seen around around a woman’s bikini line of her bathing suit.

Your mom must have lost her razor months ago, you can’t help but notice her panty poodle from across the pool!

by GTR58 June 29, 2019

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021