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Cock Pleaser

1- If she keeps running her cock pleaser, I am going to F It Up like a mad man!

2- You can often modify the term and add your name when you say the phrase. (EX) She kept flapping her "Don Pleaser" until I slapped my junk in it!
by ~The Don September 8, 2008
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please

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"
Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?
by Red Tag Man October 23, 2005
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Dick Pleaser

A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.
Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.
by M-Geezy March 9, 2007
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please

Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh
"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"
by -_- /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ January 23, 2017
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pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.
by ita112 August 6, 2011
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nigger please

It means Your Kidding me or that is outragous between two Blacks having a discussion.

It also means quit being rude in the black community

It can also mean stop the bullshit
Nathaniel just got promoted to Captain. Reply: Nigger Please! which means that cannot be true or that is a shocker because Nathaniel is an idiot. Nigger Please! She only got promoted because she was black and they needed females to fill the quota.

Two black men are in a store and one is misbehaving or being rude. His friend says to him Nigger Please which means behave or straighten up your act.

Nigger please is not for a white person to say. It is only for a black to say to another black

A black man goes into a 7/11 with his dog and the dog starts growling for food. He tells his dog "Nigger Please" which means quit bothering me.

4 black prisoners are riding in a Jail bus all chained up to one another One Black cuts a terrible fart. Another Black prisoner on the chain says "Nigger Please"

Nigger please can also mean to quit embarassing me.
by Deputy Sheriff September 26, 2007
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a pleasant heart attack

having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10
Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter
by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006
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