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Pineapple

An expression that comedian Kevin Hart used in his stand up "Laugh At My Pain", he says the word whenever he feels uncomfortable, or doesn't want or like something.
Guy : So your place or mines?
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*

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by GoogleMasterHoe May 27, 2013
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Pineapple

A magical mystery. It's not a pine; nor an apple! So what the heck is it?

A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
Guy 1: Wtf is a pineapple
Guy 2: no idea
by dreadlordhg October 20, 2016
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Juicy Pineapple

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
by Jester8930 April 8, 2008
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pineapple

a pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.
she's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple....
by mary jane January 15, 2004
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slutty pineapple

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.
That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.
by lilypadfingers June 27, 2009
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Can i have a definition?
pineapple. Really? No not really.
by Jnix121212 January 6, 2008
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Pineapple

1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
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2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!
by ThisismeandIknowSTUFF April 12, 2009
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