Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.

Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!

by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004

phantamoon

close your eyes;think of the worst possible thing in your head right now; open them;... and that.. is a phantamoon

Jenn, Amanda , Nikki, and Brianna's phantamoon is a large bone structure on a wide eyed freshmen named Angel

by BoliBroke February 1, 2006

Paranthadon

1. an ultimate like creature that is ultimate in everyway imaginative but restricted to the main shape of a dinosaur. Its "awesomeness" is of the equivalent to chuck norris.
2. an uncopyrighted logo of a dinosaur with the words parathadon thats wearing a golden chain and grilled teeth.
3. the noun Paranthadon can be procclaimed to be cool and in fact the speaker is enabled to exaggerate of its greatness.
4. its known to have a lot of features. As the subnames of the Paranthadon (ei: Paranthadon 2.0) changes the more the cooler it gets.
gold 2.0-> made out of gold
platinum 3.0-> super coolness and platinum
and so on.

Man 1:"Man those nikes are tigght!!"
Man2: "tight like a paranthadon?"
man1: "exactly!"

by Kyle G. July 6, 2007

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

phantom cell phone

the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.

"I think i just got a text.......WTF no i didn't" "dude you just had phantom cell phone"

by fat ass 1234 January 5, 2009

phantom cellphone syndrome

Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.

I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.

by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb

After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features

by hqrsie October 17, 2009