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phonitude

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations
Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."
by Feartehcat May 31, 2015
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Photaggravated

One's reaction when someone takes and unwanted photo of them, often from paparazzi.
Steve: Bro, did you hear about Lady GaGa last night, after all that paparazzi?
Joe: Yeah, she was so Photaggravated.
by CoolCatofBADNESSS June 16, 2016
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Phoibe

Phoibe is the original Greek spelling of the popular name Phoebe. Phoibes are a fangirl who obsesses over everything. They are a phycopathic girl who wants nothing more than to know everything there is to know and to take over the world, Phoibes are extremely rare, and if you meet one do not bully them. Thank you.
Phoibe is an awesome and rare name.
by BooksandAnimeFangirl March 31, 2018
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Phobian

If the word stands alone, it means people who have irrational fears. It's that simple.
But "-phobian" can act as a suffix to replace any particular of the suffix "-phobia". The definition is for the person who has the mentioned phobia.
"Okay, children, today we are going to learn a new word - hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia." - The teacher told.

"You forgot a letter - p. It is supposed to be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." - The teacher's pet, sitting right in front of the teacher's vision, spoke out.

"Oh, it is a common misspelling, for the purpose of making the word even longer. Perhaps your parents didn't know about that, Ppeter."

"You don't need an extra "p". In fact, you don't need the entire word. Please get on with the lesson." - Effiscanlihardswalorkinstandofintroversestudane said out loud. - "We don't need a monstrous, writing-poems-excessively-long-words, truncated hippopotamus that is a foot and a half along."

Then he fell unconscious.

"What a phobian, a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobian to be correct! He really risked his life for that. Certainly, his family doesn't know about that."

"A hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobian."

"Love that exaggeration. You get five extra scores in the examination."
by datthanhle March 10, 2019
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phobio

a word to describe a terribly homophobic loser. Doesn't support the LGBT community. A phobio is usually a closeted homosexual. They enjoy secretly fantasying and day dreaming but are afraid to try the wild road. Phobio's never befriend gay people because they scared their true intentions will show.

Phobia originated from a kid called Lord Beezus he's a thick boy.
"I think Ian is a phobio, I called him a thick boy and he called me gay."

" I'm a thick boy"
"Bro, you are a thick boy tho. Look at that ass"
"Bruh you gay as fuck"
"I ain't gay stop being a phobio!"
by Lord Beezus May 8, 2019
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Phonian slip

An accidental emoji or image sent to the person you are texting that is uncomfortably relevant to the context of your conversation and your true feelings. Albeit badly timed. It is often embarrassing.
"Oh my god did you hear that Ben accidentally sent Tabetha a floating heart emoji ! "

" I don't think it was accidental at all ! Sounds like a Phonian slip to me! "
by er6ben August 11, 2020
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-Phobia

Something people always use to reject criticism of whatever subject it is. It means that people have an irrational fear or hatred of something. Legitimate uses of -phobia would be saying a person that fears spiders is arachnophobia, or arachnophobic for a person specifically scared of spiders. However, calling someone transphobic because they believe transgenderism is a mental disease is NOT accurate. For example, calling me an autistophobic because I believe autism is a mental disease or OCDphobic because I believe OCD is a mental disease are clearly not accurate.
Often in media, -phobia, such as islamophobia, is used to vilify people that are critical of a belief, theory, or fact. This is inaccurate, as a correct example would be “He is homophobic, meaning that he is hateful towards homosexuals.”
by Defintionist August 29, 2020
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