Phlop

a phat booty top who doesn't enjoy his ass being rimmed, touched, penetrated, or even COMPLIMENTED

Don't be fooled by all that ass, he's a phlop. Might as well just turn the other way.

by Venting Loneliness June 19, 2022

Phrog

A better spelling of the original word, frog.

I saw a phrog at a pond the other day

by Shrubly_the_One July 9, 2022

Phrogging

An unwanted person living in your home is called phrogging.

A caught a person phrogging in my attic and went trigger crazy on him with my AR-15

by 4speed July 25, 2022

phlower me

It comes from the saying "give me my flowers while I wake".

If you really like my new my post phlower me baby.

by ladonnarey August 22, 2022

Phlouwiere

The feeling of nostalgia in a way that makes you sad or upset in a way you cannot easily describe.

Thinking about the music from 2012 makes me feel phlouwiere.

by Phlouwiere November 5, 2022

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

Phlegmboyant

A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.

OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.

by Frenetic1 August 29, 2022