persian cigar

When a dead body is rolled up inside a Persian rug.

Let's get a crew of NOS together and mob up on Johnny and roll us a Persian cigar.

by sleddy April 16, 2015

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

Personal Risk Tolerance

Also known as PRT. A term used by investors or degenerate gamblers to rationalize betting every dollar they have, and sometimes borrowed funds, trying to score a big win.

“I maxed out three credit cards, took out a second mortgage on my parent’s house, and asked my roommate to front me next month’s rent for this trade. Don’t worry, it’s within My personal risk tolerance.”

by firenance November 24, 2019

perion

A handsome man that defines security. Meaning “Rock” one that stands out from the regular. A go getter with big dreams and good head on his shoulders. He loves deep and hard and is sensitive but won’t show it. He’s fun loving and loyal.

Look at Perion. He’s the man i Could allow to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

by Kattight December 23, 2019

Person 7

A person that never has been used in examples and probably never will be (except for on this)

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: you sus
Person 3: This isn't among us
Person 4: Yes
Person 5: Where's person 6?
Person 7: Good question
Person 1-5: *silence*

by 𝗧𝗵𝗲 furret October 19, 2020

Car personality

Mechanical or structural characteristics that the vehicle has developed over the years, and that only the owner or the vehicles drivers are aware off.

My car has a lot of car personality, the battery terminals come off while driving so these need to be reconnected each time you start, the radio only tunes to 88.5 so set the iTrip up on that station, To open the glove box turn the latch the other way because of reasons I don't know why but it works, when changing gear from 1 to 2 run the stick hard along the left edge to avoid it grinding.....you get the idea....car personality.....you car has it somewhere.

by Kent-Wes Jacobsen May 4, 2007