Persian

A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.

John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....

by persianlier September 28, 2020

persian

A Persian speaker from Iranian, Afghan or Tajikistani descent.

A Langauge spoken in West- South- and Central-Asia

Does he speak Persian or Kurdish?

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018

Persian Barbie

nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi

The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.

by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024