by Double V October 23, 2006
Get the The Past Is Presentmug. by awesome man 2131313 August 22, 2011
Get the boob pastemug. by Salty Goat Dog March 17, 2017
Get the skunk pastemug. When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
Get the Haunted Pastmug. Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.
Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!
Pesron 2: I know, right!
by SireSatire April 9, 2021
Get the Blast From The Pastmug. When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
Get the Blast from the pastmug. the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
by the dean of deans January 19, 2012
Get the half past danmug.