mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade

by apples look funny July 22, 2011

para

used in my town for drunk, short for paraletic. extremely drunk of comatosed.

holy shit im para.

gonna get para tonight!

by Colej666 September 9, 2006

parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

by loc2k December 13, 2007

love parade

used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.

there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

paracleat

1. a rare form of half cling-on half parakeet.
known for it's talons resembling human hands. It also has a man-like face with a small mustache looking upper tooth used for cracking piggy banks.

2. a nagging woman.

3. baseball shoes.

"Excuse me Mr. Kimple, but your paracleat gives better massages than you do!"

She was a paracleat, and he wanted nothing to do with her.

"Grab your paracleats, gentlemen!"

by Dafigliao February 4, 2010