paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010

PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time

Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook

by Typhoenix April 4, 2017

Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.

A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.

by Not Stox April 12, 2009

Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."

by HoustonH December 12, 2010

Airplane Paranoia

When you get on an airplane and you think that anyone wearing a turban or a veil over their face is a terrorist. Which results in you being scared the entire flight and trying to avoid going near them. The effect usually wears off once you exit the plan.

Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!

His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.

by ViscachaInfluenza August 28, 2012

paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.

See: Nigel Hurst

by DS May 18, 2004

parannoy

1. v. cause paranoia in; disturb, esp. by instilling minor but myriad delusions and suspicions.

I always parannoy people by walking too quietly and appearing right next to them.

by Dougward November 6, 2004