A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.
When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
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A term for members of the LGBTQ+ community who sympathize with Islamic Fundamentalist groups such as Hamas , Hezbollah, and the Houthis.
After October 7th, this gay man that I know named John started posting the most vile things cheering on the actions of Hamas. He is a member of the Rainbow Paraglider Brigade.
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After the October 7th Attacks, this gay man I know named John started posting the most vile things in support of the actions of Hamas. He is a member of the Rainbow Paraglider Brigade.
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Get the Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka mug.He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.
by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025
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message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.
Response: “Holly paragraph”
Response: “Holly paragraph”
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