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The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.
by knightviper56 November 29, 2011
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PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.
INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006
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Paradox

A website created by a teenage girl (Online name: Soloria) for her and her friends to roleplay on. Generally one of the only original roleplay websites on the internet.
URL: Paradoxrealms.webs.com
Soloria: Hey, May, no one's gotten on Paradox today!
May: Jonah said she'd be online later. Chill out...

Alex: Hey, you seen Avel on Paradox lately?
Soloria: Ya, he was on earlier. He showed me the wonders of Meatspin.
Alex: Meatspin? Wassat?
Soloria: <link>
Alex: WTF AHHHH
Soloria: Now, let's rp.
Alex: Fine... ;___;
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paradox

Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation.
If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died.
by anycon June 23, 2003
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paradoxic

The state of being dangerously self-contradictory and unsolvable. This word is a combination of the words "Paradox" and "Toxic."
by JonAndrewDavis August 26, 2005
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paradope

being two or more things at the same time.
guy: she's so fly.
guy2: no man, she's freakin hot.
guy3: no, dude, she's just paradope.
guys: dudeeee.
by Kathryn. March 19, 2008
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Paradork

A person who enjoys paradox's so much they find them in everything.
Keja: "More thing than a thing? But that's unpossible!"

Forrestkeys: "And the possible is not possible!"

Lil timmy: "so Keja's un- would really make the possible (which is really not possible) possible"

Keja: "Don't be such a Paradork."
by Lil Timmy08 January 23, 2010
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