Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.
Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"
by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)
in a smacktards mind:
this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!
this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!
by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

by turner March 11, 2005

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child
Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much
by Anai Bloodedge January 26, 2017

a strict, nosey, noisy, child-controlling and dangerous parents that has issue controlling their feelings, cant control their feelings and gets mad easily, some of them are abusive, or weird, or annoying, or noisy, some of them doesnt know limerence and happiness, some of them are nerdy who says that math is fun, they all are kind of lemarence
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times
H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head
I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell
y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!
why is there a 1500 characters limit??
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head
I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell
y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!
why is there a 1500 characters limit??
by imakeweirddefinitions April 3, 2023

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.
by Making new words June 2, 2018
