titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.

"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.

by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013

slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game

"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."

by bdeggz January 30, 2016

Titty Juice

juice from fat ass titty that men love to slurp

Miranda's titty juice is delicious af.

by cumdaddy_6969 November 6, 2019

Blank titties

Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.

Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.

by Black jésus November 25, 2019

nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.

Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.

by Doodred September 17, 2016

Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty

"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.

by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020