Toilet Store

A place where people who wear bad suits buy their suits.
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
by Bad Ash January 22, 2005
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toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
by noodles the cat October 23, 2003
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human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.
by Buddy Luv June 07, 2007
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skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
by iliketurtles2798 October 26, 2023
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Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.
Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!
by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016
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Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.
Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!
by Boy Scout Socks March 28, 2021
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Toilet Dick

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
by Dontevenknow October 15, 2014
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