make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

candle

domesticated fire

i'd like to have a nice bonfire.
how about we light some domesticated fires instead?
yeah, candles are good.

by bmoreno928 June 10, 2018

Candle holder

something that holds a candle

me: i need a candle holder, Victoria come hold this candle for me
Victoria: okay *holds candle*

by ifuckkids97 November 9, 2025

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Sented candle

When you light you gentle pubes on fire then blow them out and walk around. ( it leaves a horrible smell every where you go.)

"Hey jack ima go make a sented candle."

by White-guy December 16, 2022

Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.

Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!

by Peter_peter October 28, 2024