outrage olympics

people trying to upstage other people with greater personal moral outrage

The outrage olympics began when someone used the word "crippled" to describe the differently-abled person.

by Orangeboxman May 9, 2017

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.

After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.

by On parole November 4, 2017

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

booty olympics

Having stomach or taking a dump problems hence your body specifically doing the most like it’s competing in the Olympics.

Jimmy had to miss work because of the booty Olympics

by WTFBRUH11 December 26, 2020

masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen

Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics

by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021

Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.

John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.

by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021