morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

by Chronic17 March 7, 2018

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.

Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.

by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011

morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008

Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.

6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep

by OarNahom April 6, 2011