Send Nukes

When you send nukes

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES

Def 2

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU

by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

Truth nuke

When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances

"dude I just dropped a truth nuke about my sister and how she ruined my family"

by Ttess1 October 8, 2022

fard nukes

gru can use them when he does the 😤 emoji
(Caution: fard nukes can cause intense fard spamming)

gru is going to send fard nukes to your home

by calebfard July 14, 2023

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

by 1dchouseman October 4, 2012

The Axis Nuke

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

nuke

a nuclear trained enlisted crew member of a submarine. Nukes are generally very intelligent with quick wit. They are extremely resourceful, playful, and notoriously lazy. They can usually be found thinking of ways to make fun of a coner or embarass an officer. Nukes receive extra pay (referred to as 'pro-pay') and bonuses for their training and this is a source of bad blood between them and coners.

Coner to Coner: "Man, I played Everquest for 6 hours last night while I was on duty. I'm just so tired now."
Nuke: "Shut the fuck up stupid coners, try working for a change on your duty day."
Coner to Nuke: "Quit cryin' nuke, that's why you get pro-pay!"

by frsu740 July 12, 2007