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Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024
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nuclear bunker ass

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
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Nuclear insecticide

A cocktail made of vodka, absinthe, a scoop of pre-workout and an teaspoon of Da Bomb hot sauce
God damn, I almost passed out on Nuclear Insecticide last night
by Nuclear insecticide May 29, 2025
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nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.
“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.
by ParkerBic April 13, 2023
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Nuclear Horsepiss

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce
"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"
by MrMattz February 14, 2018
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Nuclear bomb

look a Nuclear bomb

well i guess i am going to FUCKING DIE
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Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down
"Tim and I, decided to reenact WWII last night after our date so we did the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb"
by JamesPage January 27, 2025
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