Pork Nubbing

A lousy blow job. When the person sucking your dick only mouths and lips it and never gets you to nut.

Rachel was pork nubbing me last night. She always does that when she drinks too much.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

pwn the nub

1. The act of dominating a n00b.

2. To pwn an unexperienced person (noob)

gg pwn the nub

you pwned the nub on that one!

by Crofty May 17, 2005

nub junkie

A person overly fond of or as the word junkie would denote addicted to the nub (see also knob, cock, penis, wanker, etc).
Used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.

Person 1: Person 3 is such a nub junkie.
Person 2: Yeah, a total bob-knobber.
Person 3: I heard that!

Person 1: Hey, gimme a dollar, I want to get me a coke.
Person 2: What? Do I look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?

by 3Dradio May 26, 2006

Nub Love

When someone likes someone for no reason other then need there dick wet

jay met this girl kim and when he saw her he fell in nub love

by Injekted May 18, 2007

Pussy Nub

An unusually large protrusion coming from one's pussy, usually noticed while wearing a bathing suit, panties, etc. Could either be caused by excess pubic hair or the presence of a hidden penis. Most recently made famous by Lady Gaga.

"Have you heard all the hype about Lady Gaga?"

"No man, what're you talking about?"

"That bitch has a pussy nub."

"I knew there was something funny about her."

by SirPumpkinLongshanks December 15, 2009

nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.

Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.

by tehboobinator May 2, 2006

Facebook Nubs

Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.

Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.

*My comment gets removed*

Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.

Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*

Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.

by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011